The Buddhism of Gio Farm 118 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.267 billion Gio Farm 118ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 118ian economy, worth 978 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,349 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Gio Farm 118ian justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 118's national animal is the farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 118 is ranked 27,808^th in the world and 113^th in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 77.39 kickbacks per hour.